Not Just
Another Halloween Night
by MoonlightRose44
Rated: T
***
Author's Note: Here's Chapter 3. This is a fun one... .
** Part 3 **
"Yeooowwchhh! You're good, you're very good..." Kefka grinned as he held his left arm for a moment.
"Kefka wait!" screamed Kuja.
"Wait he says...do I look like a waiter!" laughed the psycho as he raced up the flight of stairs to the top of the castle.
"Well that takes care of them...." Garnet said as she walked into a courtyard with Zidane racing behind.
"Wait for me babycakes! Hey, it's the organ, wonder if I can still play my theme..."
And of course, as all true Final Fantasy VIII fans know, you don't play the organ unless you are asking for a death wish (or are exceedingly prepared aka high level). The room swirled, Final Fantasy VIII music played and out of the ground came Omega Weapon.
"Umm...Garnet..." Zidane said with classic anime style sweat drops appearing from his cheeks, while scratching his blonde hair.
"Yes my Angel of Death..." cooed Garnet as she had the sparkly-look in her eyes.
"RETREAT!!!"
***roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr***
***
Back at the party...Sabin had finally gotten the group together for a special announcement.
"Well well folks, let's give this wonderful young yellow bunny-rabbit girl a big hand for wanting to sing to us tonight, she's got spunk I tell ya!"
"Go weird-haired bunny-rabbit girl!" shouted a blitzball player with a Jamaican accent.
Next to him, Lulu eyed him sternly. "Wakka...."
Wakka sighed having tried to escape the inevitable, "....ya"
And so Selphie sang...as well as tap-danced to a jig being played by a group of familiar people, an instructor as a pirate, a spiked-hair blonde with a tattoo dressed as the red power ranger, a cowboy who was dressed as Alex Trebec, and an angel's dog as a cat.
"Train Train take us away, take us away, far away, into the future we will go, where we'll go, we don't know!"
In the background, Quistis was playing guitar, Zell was on bass guitar, Irvine, now sort of back to normal was playing on the flute. Angelo was just howling.
"Hmm, you know she's not half bad..." smiled Celes as she took two cards from a nearby deck.
"Better than you, when you were singing in the opera!" snickered Terra, as she took three cards from the same deck.
"Hey! You weren't even there first hand, sure I messed up on a few notes, but hey I rocked the house!"
"That's not what Setzer told me..."
"Quiet girl, I don't see a law that deals a two-headed coin a crime!"
"Ladies, ladies, come now...why must we fight over petty differences..." came the voice of a familiar king whom had come dressed as Zorro, still the ever-charming ladies' man.
"Edgar! If I'm not mistaken, you used a two-sided coin when you and Sabin chose your destines, correct?" Celes sneered as she immediately spotted the sweat slowly accumulating and shortly thereafter causing his mask to become soggy.
"Ummm...No..." replied Edgar, but not before a two-sided coin, moreover the same coin that was used to decide the fate of the Figaro brothers, from the past, slipped out of his pocket, and lore and behold if demanded by fate, the coin rolled to the foot of Sabin.
Clearly displeased with his brother, Sabin launched a blitz on the flirter, "Brother, you cad! Pummel!!!"
"Ouch...stop it Sabin...oh now I'm mad! Chainsaw!!!" bellowed Edgar as he
brought out one of his many handle attack Tools.
RATTATATATATATT! went the chainsaw in the shape of a "Z" across Sabin's chest.
"Boys will be boys," sighed Terra as she laid her cards down on the table. "Two Diamonds and a Chocobo."
"Thank goodness Locke isn't anything like those hams..." Celes grinned. "Lagomorph."
"Mugu Mugu." went the deck of cards.
"It's going to be a long night..." Terra sighed as she shook her head in
discontent.
***
"We'd better find Cloud, I'm worried about him...if this wasn't Halloween, then I'd assume he could take care of himself..." Aeris said in a nervous tone as the sky began to erupt in lightning again. "Please Sephy, help me find him, please..."
"Fine, fine, I'll help you then, cut the 'sparkly-eyes before I killed you at
the Ancient Capital' routine," growled the sliver-haired solider, "where do you
want to start looking?"
"Hmm, how about this place..." Aeris pointed to a large building that was having
a 5 for 1 sale.
"A bounty-hunter shop?"
"You don't know Cloud like I do..."
"You're right, I don't...and I want to keep it that way!"
"C'mon!" Aeris whined as she tugged Sephy into the building.
***
Back at the casino, Cloud had just wasted his life-savings in a game of roulette, and his reaction:
"I just wanted to watch the ball go 'round and 'round...I didn't realize this game would be an addiction...wait am I even legal? ...Oh hell I need a drink..."
He walked over to the bar and ordered a "Summoner's Special" which by an ironic turn of events was prepared by Rydia.
"Hmm green hair...that's something you don't see everyday..." Cloud observed
before downing the rest of his drink.
***
"Let's try this casino...Tidus has been known to waste a few gil on things from time to time..." Seymour suggested to the group as he parked his motorcycle into a parking space sideways causing damage to the surrounding cars. "Perfect parking!" the maester decalred.
"I'm hope we're getting paid for this..." mumbled Amarant as he was the first to fall off the bike and vomit on the blacktop.
"I have Yuna's wedding dress you can have, will that cover the bill?" Seymour inquired.
"Nevermind..." murmured Amarant as he suddenly wished he hadn't said anything at all.
The group entered the casino, lights sparkled everywhere, sounds of the machines rung across the air, and young women in bunny costumes stormed the area. Seifer couldn't help but trail after one.
"Oh good lord he's a feisty one..." laughed Seymour....
The bounty hunters looked at him in disbelief, suddenly questioning his gender...
"What?" retorted Seymour as he couldn't figure out for the life of him what
he had said that had made his cohorts stare at him peculiarly.
Author's Note: Yes, you know I had to mention one of the most
popular topics when discussing the villan of FF10, heh, when you think about it,
Kuja may have run along the lines of gender issues as well, hehe... Anyways,
continue onward! Part 4 awaits!
** Part 4 **
Author’s Note: Here’s Chapter 4. In come a few familiar freaks that we all know and love... And it’s time for the Jeopardy, hehe... In comes a little SNL humor as well. .
Meanwhile, back at the party. Everything had quieted down a bit after Selphie’s train song routine. Irvine had started up a game of Jeopardy and him being Alec Trebec he was unfortunately the host. The cowboy was questioning a group of females about inappropriate stuff.
“Miss Freya Cresent...will you go out with me?” asked the sharpshooter.
“What?” replied the dragon knight, outraged by the perverse question.
“No, I’m sorry, the correct answer was ‘when do you pick me up?’ grinned Irvine as he began to blush a bit.
“Pervert...you didn’t even ask the question in the form of an answer...” mocked Freya.
“Oops...”
The game continued with Freya still having control of the board.
“Irvine, I’ll take your-an-idiot for 2 billion,” Freya mocked.
“Err... that’s not a category...” Irvine replied.
“THEN MAKE IT ONE!” the dragon knight demanded, sending forth a miniature earthquake throughout the room causing everyone to wobble off their feet.
“Err... let’s move on to Final Jeopardy then, shall we? That should be a lot of fun...” snorted Irvine in response.
"Febtober..." Freya merely said not paying heed to anyone...
On the other side of the lounge...
“C’mon Squall, why are you such a social disaster? “questioned a tense Rinoa who was beginning to bore of his “whatever” routine. “It’s Halloween, get with the program...”
“Whatev-” Squall began to say but was cut off.
“You know what I’m talking about...oh the hell....” stomped Rinoa as she forced herself to scat from the monotone-like creature known as Squall. As she headed to the refreshement table, she peered for a second out the window and noticed as the stars had come out from their hiding that a shooting star was flying back. Her romantic nature kicked in as she calmed down and looked back towards her love...
“Oh look a shooting star, I wonder if my wish will come true...” Rinoa said as he looked toward Squall in a vivid way. Squall just scratched his head.
“Maybe...better to not jump to conclusions though,” Squall replied in his ever-supportive way.
“I still remember that one night just a few months ago...” Rinoa smiled as she hid her hands behind her back and started to circle around Squall, with the playful strides of her feet doing the work for her.
“What is she up to?” Squall said to himself in his dream world.
“It was like something was missing...” Rinoa said as she lifted up her finger towards the clear sky. Squall blinked and suddenly his expression turned into confusion.
“Umm, aren’t you getting carried away, we aren’t ready to do that yet...” he replied nervously...
“What?” questioned Rinoa as she didn’t quite get the picture that was developing in the Lionheart wielder’s head.
“You just said you wanted too... and well, I don't want to carry anyone else's burden."
Rinoa glanced at her finger and suddenly turned a bright red in the face as she caught the connection between the finger and her lover's mind. While it wasn't exactly the same finger as she was sure Squall had thought he'd seen, it still made her flush because it was the first time in a while that Squall had become...so devilish, and it rather turned her on. Still, she went on to correct the swordsman's vision. “Squall! I didn’t mean that...”
“Then what was with this...” Squall questioned as he repeated the finger motion he thought Rinoa had done but in a slightly more aggressive manner as he exhibited the finger from BOTH hands.
“SQUALL!" Rinoa stammered, "We’re trying to keep THIS FIC PG-13!”
“!#$&!#&#&#&&##$&#$&&$#!#$&!” replied the gunblade specialist with a smirk on his face.
*slap!* went the right palm of Rinoa as it whacked Squall across the face in the ever-classic lady’s fashion of punishing perverts.
“What?!" Squall yelped, "I didn’t say #$ &$ &$#!”
*slap!*
“Stop slapping me!”
*slap!*
“Okay, it’s really starting to hurt now...”
*SLAPPPPPPP!!*
“Can’t...keep...standing...”
*slap!!*
”...pain...pain...”
*slap!* *slap!* *slap!*
“Whenever sang my songs...”
*slap!!*
“I gotta find sis...”
*slap!* *slap!* *slap!* *slap!* *slap!* *slap!*
”Rinoa, the readers are getting the wrong idea of us...again...”
KAPOW!!!! (6.6 on the scale, enough to level Seattle)
With his face burning of the redness, Squall fell flat on his face unconscious with a loud thud...In other words; it was lights out for the commander.
Rinoa looked over at him and couldn’t help but feel guilty as she stared down at the still body of her so-called devotee...
“Wonder if I hit him too much... Oh, where’s a Full-Life when I need one...Hmm...I wonder what’s in this punch...” Rinoa couldn’t resist the scent of the red-colored liquid as she took a cup-full and vanquished the drink in one gulp. Her face started to turn a bright pink, and moments later; she fell down backwards right on top of Squall.
Passing on by, Cid Highwind chuckled to the unconscious couple. “Damn, young people just can’t wait to start these days...everyone’s getting into the act...” he chuckled before leaving to go outside to smoke a cigarette.
***
“Zidane...I think we’re far enough away from that monster now, can’t we stop somewhere...my legs hurt...” called out Garnet to the runaway thief spiriting ahead of her.
“Alright...whew, I haven’t had a workout like that since running away from those monsters in the Evil Forest...” Zidane agreed as he sat down on a nearby park bench.
Garnet, not really having a choice, sat down next to the exhausted young man with a tail.
“I’m sorry Garnet, I didn’t realize all the trouble we’d get ourselves into tonight,” apologized Zidane as he begin to take off his gorilla mask.
“That’s okay Zidane...I’m used to being put into tight situations like that, beside, we’re safe now and that’s all that matters right?” comforted Garnet as she held Zidane’s hand.
“You’re a true friend Garnet...I don’t know what my life would be without you...” Zidane brightly smiled as he squeezed her hand tightly.
“Aww...Zidane...” Garnet smiled as she laid her head down on Zidane’s lap...Zidane just smiled and stroked her gentle black hair...
“Garnet...” said a tense Zidane as he stopped stroking her hair. “You remember that time I carried you underneath Dali Village...”
“Why, of course...we had to hide from those laborers creating the black mages... ...Why do you ask?”
“Well, I may have to do that again because we've GOT COMPANY!!!” shouted Zidane as he grabbed her small body and carried her, dashing away from the oncoming Omega Weapon...
“Ekkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!” screeched Garnet as she held on to Zidane for dear life. “Mach 3 Zidane...now!!!”
“Yes M’am..” replied the sprinter.
***
“Are we lost again?” Shadow asked, with his dog barking shortly thereafter. Along with the other bounty hunters and Seymour, the group had found itself in the middle of hundreds of slot machines, and they could barely find a way out, literally feeling as though they were in a maze.
“How can you get lost in a Casino? Even puberty boy would know where to go at a time like this...but then again his father would have brought the wrong map for sure,” Seifer snickered.
”Hey! Don’t rub it in!” Laguna whined.
“Why do they build ‘dem so damn big...” snorted Barret, recalling fond memories of ShinRa Headquarters’ back in Midgar and the nightmarish time he was forced by Cloud’s stupidity to climb up all sixty floors just to reach the breeching point. He remembered it as being a life or death situation.
“How the hell should I know?” sneered Amarant gazing up at the many floors that were visible from their current viewpoint.
“Hey, let’s ask that blonde kid over their where we are, the one that appears to be using too much hair gel...” Seymour suggested.
The group of hunters went over to the drunken spiky-haired swordsman, who was barely able to stand on his feet as he was clearly intoxicated by an interesting substance. His breath reeked of something between chalk and vinegar.
“Hello sir...how do you do, you see, we’re....” Seymour began but was quickly interrupted by a familiar tune.
“Go now...if you want it, an Otherworld awaits you...” the swordsman with the Buster sword roared as he tried to sing, but was way off tune.
“Oh good lord, do not tempt me with that song...” Seymour grinned as he began to head bang like there was no tomorrow...”
“FIGHT FIGHT FIGHTTT!! FIGHT FIGHT FIGGHTTTTTT!!!” howled Cloud as he began to lose his voice...”
Seymour took over from that point on... “FIGHT FIGHHT FIGHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!” he screeched as he broke every shade of glass within a two-mile radius...
“Hmm, don’t know my own strength...Tidus will suffer now with my newfound power! Wahahahehehe!!” laughed Seymour as he jumped into a huge roulette wheel and claimed it to be a ride.
“Mary had a little lamb...” Cloud cried as he fainted on the marble flooring.
***
“What was that?” Aeris said in a tone of terror as she could had sworn she heard some hard rockers break several shards of glass or something equivalent to it.“Someone trying to sound like Metallica...” Sephy sighed. “They need to turn it down...”
“Who’s Metal-Licka?” Aeris asked.
“Oh I did not just hear that...where has your knowledge of music been?” Sephy asked the young ancient. Aeris gave him the death glare. Sephy’s left eye rose as he scratched his head, “Right...I forgot...” he groaned as he contrasted his future with that of a cutting sound with his finger gilding across his neck.
“Let’s go find out...if this is Metal-Licka, I wanna see!” beamed Aeris as she hopped up and down a bit, her excitement growing with each passing second.
“Girl, keep saying it like that and you’re be back in the Lifestream before you can say ‘knights of the round’...” Sephy glared.
A short while later, the sliver-haired titan and the Ancient came upon the ruminates of Cloud, who was still out cold, but now drooling on the pavement right in front of the Casino entranceway...
“Cloud!” Aeris shrieked as she kneeled down besides him and took his head in her lap. “Poor Cloud, I think he’s had enough fun for one day...” Aeris sighed.
“You aren’t suggesting he...did it...are you...?” Sephy said in a shocked tone, referring to the smile that was on his rival’s face.
”You are so nasty!!” Aeris hissed as she walloped some sense into the great dark angel, for the second time all night.”Why me...?” Sephy grunted as he turned once sideways and fell on top of Cloud.
“Oops...I didn’t mean to hit so hard...” Aeris giggled as she gazed down at the two powerhouses, smiling at their peaceful inert states.
“Hey Aeris...” came a familiar voice from afar. “Woah...and I thought Rinoa and Squall had it rough...this is getting messed up...” Cid Highwind groused as he kneed down to observe the pair more closely.
“Must be Tifa’s influence...” Aeris again sighed as she and Cid attempted to drag the two soldiers inside the Casino.
Author’s Note: Wahahaha, for all you Tifa fans, just wait, she has a fairly large role in this fic... And Cloud and Sephiorth will make their returns momentarily. But I bet you are just dying to see what happens to the others. Will Zidane and Garnet ever escape Omega Weapon? Has Seymour found Tidus yet? Will Freya win the final round of Jeopardy? All those questions and more await you in Part Five! But before that, why not R & R, you know you want to!** Part 5 **
Author’s Note: Time now for the fifth part/chapter. Nothing much more to say except that I hope you like it and please remember that I don’t own any of these characters, except for perhaps the random characters that appear in this fic. All FF characters belong to Square-Enix, and Alex Trebec I’m sure has his own company and whatnot, heh heh… READ!
It was now roughly 10 p.m., and the party was beginning to heat up. Rinoa and Squall had been hurled off into a taxicab to a nearby hospital. Celes and Terra were still playing cards for the seventy-eighth time. Sabin had handed the DJ position to Edgar after getting the crap beaten out of him. Gau had found 10-year old Relm in the corner and asked her to dance, reluctantly she accepted. Meanwhile a new couple had entered the club.
“Yuna! You’re finally here, what took you so long, ya?” Wakka asked as he saw the young summoner enter dressed as a blitzball player ()
“Oh Wakka…” she pouted. “I’m sorry, but Tidus and I were looking for costumes…” the former-summoner replied as she pulled up the rather baggy pants that she was wearing, blue with a red symbol on one of the legs.
“At the last minute?” Lulu said, stepping into the conversation.
“Well, you know Tidus…he has to be dramatic about it…” Yuna smiled as she rolled her eyes a bit.
A few seconds later, the door busted open to reveal a man with spiky golden hair, but he wasn’t wearing his usual attire, no-no, and the reaction from his friends clearly proved it. Yuna fittingly giggled at the site of her love in a costume she had once grown so fond of. She leg out a giggle as he approached closer, his hands on his waist almost mockingly telling the crowd ‘Look at me, don’t I rule?’
“Tidus! You didn’t!!” Yuna laughed as she blushed feverishly at the same time.
“You betcha!” the blitzball player said as he turned a bright maroon that equaled the one of the summoners’. Lulu and Wakka gathered closer and took a hold of the fabric to feel if it indeed was real or not, sure enough it was.
“Good heavens…Tidus…you look pretty silly…” Lulu said as she actually began to chuckle a bit…a first!
“Brudda…you got guts, I give ya that…” Wakka said as he playfully nuzzled Tidus’s head.
“Ow! Quit it!” Tidus laughed as he re-adjusted his earrings.
“Tidus, just once I’d like to see you whirl that staff around…” Yuna playfully said as she took hold of his hand and raised it.
“Ehh…maybe…later…” came his reply, as he was already wondering what he had
gotten himself into.
***
“Quick Zidane…turn left!! Now right!!” Garnet cried as she ordered her angel directions down the street. The gap between them and Omega Weapon began to widen.
“I…had…better…get…a…kiss…for…this…” Zidane wheezed as he continued to run down the street passing traffic left and right. Then, seeing the cars thin out, he took a good look to see how far back Omega Weapon was.
But just as quickly as he had done that… “Zidane, watch out for the semi!!!” screamed the queen, but Zidane couldn’t put the brakes on in time, thus the couple crashed into the back of the semi at full force.
“Ow…” Garnet said before passing out.
“I can’t feel my tail…” Zidane said as he followed swiftly. The two laid on
the brink of death in the semi, their fates to be determined.
***
Seymour and company had long left Cloud as he had wondered out of the Casino on his own two feet, of course not in a straight line. But suddenly, it seemed the tides were turning on the maeaster as he felt the chattels of his purchase stall farther and farther behind. Finally he stopped and looked back at the hunters and inquired their reason for not following him.
“Oh no, not this time fish-face…” Seifer said as he shook his head in dismay.
“How dare you! I gave life to you…I can take it away!” Seymour countered.
“Emm…actually you bought us at a store….” Vincent butted in.
”I can’t believe I was on clearance! How dare they treat me as if I am obsolete… I want a rain-check!” Laguna snarled as he peeled off the $.22 off his belt. “Good for nothing imprudent laborers from China!”
”Laguna…you weren’t manufactured, nor would I see a demand for your cloning anytime soon…” Seifer laughed as he dodged a quick repulse from the overacted fool.
“Enough!” Seymour butted in, “You are all my property and you will do what I say!”
The bounty hunters merely looked at Seymour with red-glowing eyes and pointed their weapon(s) at him. He would have been killed on the spot if he hadn’t created this sensational deal.
“Who’s up for tacos?”
***
“Now for the final Jeopardy question," said Irvine, still dressed as Alec Trebec, but now with a baseball catcher’s mask over his face. "I will repeat the answer…and the answer is: “This sharpshooter destroyed the sorceress with one bullet. He's extremely handsome and all the girls want to go out with him.” And let’s see what you all wrote…”
“Freya Crescent, you wrote…
’Who is nobody…’
I’m sorry, but SOMEBODY did kill the sorceress with one bullet and has the attributes of a hottie, but, oh hell, let’s look at your wager…
‘Zero’.
I see you are playing it safe…”
“No one’s safe when I’m around Trebec,” Freya roared as she jumped up in the air and came down crashing Irvine’s podium with her Dragon Lance.
“I hope you know that’s going on your bill for the night…Moving on…Eiko Carol, that young moogle-loving summoner, let’s see what you wrote…
‘Who is Vincent…’
You bimbo! How dare you mention him in front of me, why! He couldn’t even get a lady in the entire FF7 game!”
“I know…but he’s still hot…and his fan-base is huge!” Eiko replied sighing romantically with her fingertips brushed along her cheeks.
“Aren’t you a little young to be thinking about a man in his twenties…” Irvine inquired as he corked an eyebrow at the young summoner.
“I can always dream….”
“Well you’re still a hussy…”
“What did you call me?! Ooooo, I'll show you! Madeen!!!” Eiko cried as she summoned her fiery-pinkish beast that nearly smashed Irvy to itty bitty tiny weenie bits. When the chaos diminished, he came out from under his scorched hat, somehow still in one piece.
“And thanks to you, you now owe me a hat…oh well, just for fun, let’s see your wager…”
‘100 gil…and Vincent’s so dreamy!! 4 LIFE!’
Well…no big loss for you girl…” 'Alex' said.
“100 GIL! THAT’S MY LIFE-SAVINGS!” the youth bawled.
“Riigghttt… as if Vincent’s going to suddenly appear out of nowhere…” Irvine said, rolling his eyes and Eiko who could only tense up wondering if that indeed was going to happen. She frantically looked around for any signs, but sorrow took it’s place in her heart as he was no where to be found, so she simply stuck her tongue out at Irvine.
But then all of a sudden, a loud screech from outside the main entrance of
the lounge was heard. Then loud footsteps worked into a gallop were heard and
coming through the door was none other than Vincent himself, but not in his
usual attire. He was dressed all in black, with a yellow utility belt, black
cape, black boots, black armor, and a black hood with pointy-tipped ears.
Yes, Vincent Valentine, loner to the world was dressed as Batman.
“Eiko baby! I’m here, your black knight!!” the cape crusader said, his arms in a dramatic hero's pose.
“VINNYY!! Ahhhh!!! I’m gonna faint! ” screamed Eiko before passing out in Vincent's arms.
“I…am…BATMAN!!” screamed the Cape Crusader before making off with Eiko out into the night…
Irvine called out after him… “For the last time! No, you’re not! Someone, please call the boys in white, tell them we've got a real luny on the loose...”
With that being said, “Alex” moved on to the next contestant, who by all means was a beauty, respectively, and Irvine did put on quite a show in his own right.
“Finally the moment I’ve been waiting for… nobody except me say hello to Miss Tifa Lockheart…”
If this hadn’t been a fanfic, Irvine eyes would have defied the laws of gravity, because they about went bonkers across the room after getting a good eye load on Tifa.
Despite Irvy’s warning, all the guys in the audience went wild as well. Tifa’s reaction was as simple as sticking her tongue out at everybody…whether that was to say “I’m better than you,” or a simple, “Stop that!” no one will know.
“Oooo…tongue…eh hem!” composed Irvine. God you look mighty fine today…Miss Lockheart.”
“Thank you Alex…” mumbled Tifa.
“If I wasn’t under a contract for tonight’s gathering, I’d gladly end the game now and declare you the winner…’cause believe me, you’re all that and a bag of Doritos.” Irvine grinned as he did the little “bang” motion with his finger.
Tifa let out a widely sarcastic “Huh?” in response, clearing not getting hitched up from his moves and moreover confused by his personality in whole.
"Ehh, nothing, so how about you and me head to this nice little French café I know up the street…hmmm?” proposed the sharpshooter, as he was just about ready to sweep her off into the night just as ‘Batman’ had just done minutes earlier with Eiko.
“Sorry Alex, I’m taken…” Tifa revealed as she held up a handsome picture of Cloud, her love.
“IRVY!!!” came a voice from the audience, who was none other than…
“Hey, who said that? No one calls me that but…ooooh hey…” Irvine said after finding out the true identity behind the voice that had spoken his name.
Selphie, who had been watching the whole time, came bouncing onto the stage, still in her yellow bunny costume. With the glare of death, she grabbed Irvine by the ear and proceeded to a private room, where some loud slapping and whining could be heard shortly thereafter.
Tifa, still sitting at her podium, gave the “V” for victory signal sending the entire crowd into a mass riot. Literally all hell broke loose at that moment.
“Ekkkk, I’m being flattened by hundreds of single men! Oh the humanity!” Tifa said as she was mobbed by her surroundings.
Back at the card tables, Celes and Terra had just now noticed the brawl going on around them, and decided to step into the action as well.
“The game was getting boring anyway!” Terra said before casting Fire3 on an unidentified male around her.
“Nothing like a good brawl to loosen up the joints, hehe…” Celes grinned as she pummeled a nearby figure with her fist.
At another area of the room, Gau was biting everything that came into contact with him, while Relm was painting portraits and utilizing the abilities she acquired from her victims.
Sabin, who was at another corner of the room, began to blitz everyone that came in his way; Edgar on the other hand was embracing every attack since it seemed to be coming from females.
“Keep it coming ladies! Your generosity is much appreciated!” he grinned as he was horded to the ground.
Just then a familiar swordsman walked…err stumbled into the party. His glowing eyes starred at everyone who in return starred back at him. Unaware of what was going on around him, his only response was a simple form of expression.
“Hic!”
The Ex-SOLDIER did a triple somersault and passed out right at the
entranceway. A few brawlers stopped for a moment to give him a rouse of
applause, but it didn’t last long as the riot was quickly back in session.
***
“Sephy…I’m tired…and hungry….” whined Aeris, her walk had now decreased to a mere crawl.
“For someone who’s suppose to be the savoir of the planet, you sure are weak…” chuckled Sephiroth who quickly got the stern eyes of the Ancient.
“Do you need another reminder of how WEAK I am Sephy….” growled Aeris who was already beginning to conjure up a spell to lay waste upon the super-titan.
“No…not really…” grinned a nervous Sephiroth who bowed in apology. “If you insist, I shall carry you to a area of retreat…Aeris…”“Why…Sephy, that’s the nicest things you’ve ever said to me…” Aeris smiled as she allowed Sephiroth to take her hand.
“Even almighty god-like beings such as myself can be good too…once in a while…” Sephiroth beamed as he carried the worn-out young girl in his arms.
“Kiss me…Sephiroth…” adored Aeris as they were less than six inches apart.
“Okay, now you’re pushing it…” the silver-haired Masamune wielder divulged.
“Hey, where did Cloud go?” Aeris asked as she looked around the two of them for any signs of the spiky-haired imbecile. Once again, Cloud had disappeared…
Author’s Note: Yes, so we’ve got a Cloud and Tifa moment with the picture thing. Aeris and Cloud really haven’t done too much yet except for the fact that Aeris seems to always be wondered where Cloud is, or how Cloud is doing. And now, Aeris and Sephiroth, despise arguing over petty differences in the beginning are starting to…get involved with each other a tad. So in other words, I’ve basically pleased everyone…I hope, lol. There will be much more romance in the next chapter and you’ll get to see what happened to Rinoa and Squall too! And what about Vincent and Eiko? What dastardly plans do those two have? (I promise nothing R rated, lol) There’s lots more coming up, same Bat-time, same Bat-channel…